you'll love it!
well, you'll love it if you love me, if you know me. if you've just wandered in, looking for CRPS research abstracts, or elogies to pain... oh, damn, here we go. "elogies." excuse the heck out of me, but i am going to substitute the french "éloges" because i certainly am not referencing some down-in-the-mouth funeral oration or the light fiction of an obituary. and see? see? see how my own darned self has killed any natural momentum to the act of writing by an obsession with words?
only one dictionary of the three consulted listed a definition having to do with praise, and that dictionary underscored the "archaic" nature of that meaning. none would have appreciated, were dictionaries capable of appreciation, mine own irony.
i just finished mouthing off to some important people in my life, and my mouth did it -- again and again. that these people love me back is one of the great mysteries of the universe.
to TW, the subject line might have been a canary sufficient to the coal mine: "i have so much to say..." but he is far, far from timorous, and probably read on to the opening of the elucidating message text, even as the little bird fell like a ten pound rock to the bottom of her newspapered cage:
...and yet i can't. damn that samuel beckett. [i can never remember whether he ends his last name with one T or two Ts, so i look it up, and every time, google suggests "bucket."]
so i will stick to the stuff that matters.
it turns out that "the stuff that matters," judging by the relative subject-weighting as distributed in this morning's anemic oxygen-debted febrile communiqués (for which spell-checker demands "communism"), is dehydrated vegetables. more specifically, how to use them in a stew.
a stew that is rich and deep, melded by something part gravy-with-sheen, part viscous broth. all of which will be ruined by chicken. (i have emergent need of protein.)
a missing detail: TW has been intimate with these vegetables, having sown, overseen, harvested, and dried them -- before gifting us manor squatters with their dessicated, concentrated goodness in the traditional Celebratory Box. the beautiful history of TW's Boxes can be found in some of this mass of earlier posts or more quickly captured at the first's box arrival, HERE.
it's a weighty issue, and by that i mean that i am talking about dehydrated vegetables again:
for instance... can i treat the dried maters like sun-dried maters -- as in DON'T dilute their intensity? or should i rehydrate everything before using, in which case, what happens to cooking times? if i wanted to make a stew... can dehydrated veggies stand up to crock pot treatment or does that just wipe out their beautifully preserved virtues?
you may be thinking something along the lines of "i wonder if anyone ever actually gets to EAT at Marlinspike Hall, deep, deep in the Tête de Hergé?" yes, smartass, when i cook, there is plenty of eating in the aftermath, usually with great praise. born of starvation, perhaps, but great praise, nonetheless.
in any event -- a favorite phrasing -- this is kind of a belated christmas post. or winter solstice party, quieted by a blanket of snow.
because as i cast my eyes about -- and sadly, i can -- i note that, once again, it is TW's gift, his plain brown boxes, that is the gift truly given, and -- finally, today, or any minute now -- truly received.
fred just inquired, all polite and all, "ummm, is there an ETA on that stew or should i go ahead and eat a little something now to tide me over?"
i love it when he whispers sweet nothings in these ears.
lest you think kindly of me, or even consider a revision in that direction, here's another epistolary extrait to a dear friend earlier this morning, mid-first cup of coffee, and after the dehydrated veggie soliloquy (she's a good cook), an extract having to do with me and my various bitchy attitudes at Christmas time:
bitter and fed up? me?
i kept thinking: my stepmom, stepsister, and brother grader boob are all gathered at the beach, celebrating xmas the way i grew up celebrating it... i actually have a family that might welcome me... and here i am, doing THIS.
yes, i about fell out of bed -- i got an email from my mom and stepsis, and one from the boob, separately. they were nice, friendly, sweet. it's like all anyone was waiting for was for dad to croak. it reminds me of when he did his in-country service in vietnam -- that was the happiest year of our lives.
how ugly and crass is that comment, hmmm? and yet i made it, and repeat it, here. the feeling in my stomach the day he returned home had nothing to do with the joys of reunion, but the reignited fears of failure, and grief over the death of freedoms and lightness, the death, the agonal breaths, of lightness.
so, john lennon, yes, this is christmas... and what have i done? nothing yet. but i am getting ready to do the most ancient form of the freestyle crawl, not out of primordial slime, or even out of algae-flowered moat water, but out of this blasted bed, into the power chair, with a stop to freshen up, so as not to scare the genetically indentured domestic manor staff* on duty this fine afternoon -- finally heading out, smiling and humming, to one of my favorite kitchens in this wing of the place. (it has the cleanest spit and many shiny, copper-bottomed cookware, with just enough ladles hanging about, for ladling, and usually with sven and/or cabana boy hanging about, as well, for company.)
ETA on the stew? ha! your guess is as good as mine.
* i've yet to publish the definitive documentation, nor have i made a clear explanation of how the genetically indentured domestic manor staff came into being, for i kinda fear for my life should i do so, but i did dip a toe in those waters, briefly, at the beginning of the infamous Looking Up the Garderobe Chute post.
LATE-BREAKING ADDENDUM: We are proud to announce the successful creation and consumption of a delicious stew. It had depth. It had just enough heat for a first go-round with the beautiful peppers and chiles and tomatoes. Two huge bowls, normally dedicated to pasta dishes, were consumed per diner, and more might have been eaten were it not for the necessity to finish off the remains of Fred's various birthday cakes. For my brethren and sistren stewmeisters, I used a potato-onion-tomato-cream base and built from there. Booze was involved, also chicken (Did I mention an emergent need for protein? Fast and easy protein? Think "protein whore, protein skank," and whaddaya think? CHICKEN!), plus roasted, shredded, beautifully crunchy brussels sprouts, diced sweet, sweet carrots. As for spices, I was a bit boring -- sage, rosemary... but mostly thyme. No matter what flavor profiles were considered, my mind kept returning to thyme.
Next attempt -- probably next Wednesday, on behalf of the Militant Lesbian Existentialist Feminists (and darling Fred) for their Wednesday night supper, when I will be aiming for more heat. I am training those women to have asbestos palates. It's a necessity in this new millennium, this new world.