We should probably have a moment of silence for the poor soul who is going to be the first to take her on. Will it be Happy? Will it be WhiteCoat? All I know is that it won't be moi.
Of course, equally endangered are the idjits who work too hard at endearing themselves to this purveyor of:
High-quality emergency nursing care, primary care, drug-seeker support services, physician handwriting interpretation, arrangement of rapid ambulance transfers to detox, bus tokens and cab vouchers, Stage 4 malignant cynicism, and concierge service.Nurse K and Crass-Pollination are back.
There seems to have been a notable change in venue, as she mentions a "little community Montana hospital," and does NOT mention Dr. Bloody Gloves at all. In fact, the first reference she makes of physician staff is... respectful? Polite? Complimentary? (I know! I know! It's mind boggling!)
Drug-seekers, progressive politicos, fibromyalgeurs, migraineurs (chronic paineurs of any sort), doods and sum doods, alike -- Beware.
If you were thinking of heading to the ER (ED, if you're WhiteCoat) for a pregnancy check at 3 am...
If you characterize your pain as being a 12 on a 10 scale...
If you are allergic to all non-narcotic pain relievers and just happen to respond best to that one drug that starts with "d"...
If you are crayzee and think you might be needing a blanket, a sammich, and another pillow...
Be forewarned, Nurse K is back! *
* Please, though, avert your eyes from her Tweets (as erNurseK), as she is being a lascivious BlogWhore on that bit of social media. SAMPLES:
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It's cute...lots of people are reading 20-30 pages of my archives. 9000 pageviews today :)
