Showing posts with label Cambridge Police Department. Show all posts
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Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Two Years Ago Today: How I introduced a NYT editorial by comparing President Obama to Gustave Flaubert

Good evening, Dear Readers. How are you? If you are politically progressive and passionate about our various social dialogues, you are likely tired, hot, and your brain may actually hurt -- despite assurances of that impossibility.

If you shake your head, wondering if it will ever end, I've the answer you seek: No. It will never ever end!

Here's a piece whose frenzy I cannot even now calm enough to edit -- published two years ago today. This is what some of us were talking about at the end of July/beginning of August 2009.

One day we will dance to new tunes -- no chorus of agreement, but jazzed impromptu pieces of elevated discourse. I promise.  For now, cool your neck with a bag of frozen peas and put your feet up.

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I spent a fair piece this afternoon writing an introduction to a New York Times editorial. [If you search for "fair piece," alone, on Google, you end up staring at articles and blog posts about Sarah Palin and the piece about her in Vanity Fair. Couch it as a "southernism," though, and you'll get the usual definition of "a long distance." I use it, however, to mean "a good portion of."]

The editorial was by Bob Herbert, and entitled "Anger has its place."

You can stop laughing now, because after about three hours of writing, I figured out that Bob Herbert, of the New York Times editorial board, has no need of me or my introduction to his editorial.

It just resonated with me and I wanted to shake and shiver, in hearty resonation, in return.

Resonate, as a verb without object: to reinforce oscillations because the natural frequency of the device is the same as the frequency of the source.

I suppose that if someone were to beg, I would publish my introduction to Bob Herbert's editorial. It has to do with how I think President Obama is displaying flaubertian tendencies.

I should be more precise about the Obama to which I refer. It is the Obama addressing the arrest of Henry Louis Gates, Jr. but not the Obama who said that the Cambridge Police Department "acted stupidly." No, I mean the one who came later, who was apologetic over his language, and to whom Herbert is responding when he writes:

The president of the United States has suggested that we use this flare-up as a “teachable moment,” but so far exactly the wrong lessons are being drawn from it — especially for black people. The message that has gone out to the public is that powerful African-American leaders like Mr. Gates and President Obama will be very publicly slapped down for speaking up and speaking out about police misbehavior, and that the proper response if you think you are being unfairly targeted by the police because of your race is to chill.

I have nothing but contempt for that message.

The call to "chill" went out in various forms, and not just on that highfalutin' level, nor restricted to some African-American conversation. As I noted in my unpublished introduction to the above:

I've been tongue-tied ever since President Obama backed off from his comments about the arrest of Henry Louis Gates. Not at peace, not relaxed, no! I've been in a kind of Knot Frenzy.

Even the wise old leftists hanging out on Margaret and Helen's front porch (drinking the hard lemonade) felt obliged to shush people talking about the Cambridge professor's run-in with the law -- because it was detracting from the national dialogue about health care reform.

Some part of me wanted to remind everyone of Obama's promise to treat us, the citizenry of the United States of America, as adults, presumably able to think about, and discuss, more than one pressing issue at a time.

Another part of me apparently wanted to blather on about Gustave Flaubert.

[And in other news, the old women on the porch proceeded to call La Bonne et Belle Bianca Castafiore a TROLL: See Gramiam's comment on July 21, 2009 at 1:10 PM. After much weeping and gnashing of teeth (at least she *has* teeth), The Castafiore let them have it. She wrote: "I am not a troll!"

Chill, indeed. I think not!]

The President should have let his comment stand. Or maybe, better that he should have sharpened his point, because, yes, I guess "stupidly" was not le mot juste.*


*There should be the clangclangclang of the trolley in the background, not just the quiet introit of a lousy asterisk: There, there. That was the precise moment when my mind was hijacked by the thought of the nineteenth-century novelist, Gustave Flaubert. Why? Because it is to him that I attribute le mot juste, or, more correctly, le seul mot juste. Whether the attribution is more than just some excuse made by my subconscious, I cannot say. It's not like Flaubert is the author of the phrase. Someone somewhere (all right, it is Richard Goodman, in The soul of creative writing) notes that he also says "le mot propre," but that "that didn't seem to catch on."


Not a troll. And not running loose entirely without a clue, either.


Imagine Flaubert writing the scene -- Gates and Crowley would be forever dancing their dance, trapped in the imperfect. Gates would forever tell us what was happening to black men in America, forever ask the question that we all assume, each in our telling way, to be either figurative or literal: Is this how you treat a black man in America?

Drop the -ons from the nous form of the present indicative, and add -ais, -ais, -ait, -ions, -iez,
-aient.

Flaubert would not let the narrative advance. Who knew that Obama had flaubertian tendencies? Or perhaps teachable moments are best preserved in amber, frozen in resin? What, so we can teach them, learn them, again? It's a decidedly pessimistic view.

I have never before used the word flaubertian, and particularly not as an intrusion into a discussion of racial disparity. Still, I was shocked at the discussion I found in the "ask the teacher" section of an ESL forum. Philipgary71 kicked the session off by asking, "Looking to see how 'Flaubertian' can be used in a sentence... I was asked about the usage of Flaubertian in a sentence. I have no idea how to give meaning to the above save for the fact that Gustave Flaubert may very well be associated with describing a situation as 'Flaubertian.' Would that mean 'flowery'. 'romantic', 'convoluted'? Any ideas? Thanks." That was on 21-Oct-2005, at the ungodly hour of 04:58.

If I want to be precise.


Like how Herbert found that "[t]he 911 call came in at about 12:45 on the afternoon of July 16 and, as The Times has reported, Mr. Gates was arrested, cuffed and about to be led off to jail by 12:51." L'heure juste.

But it wasn't quite what Philipgary71 meant to say, so he said, again on 21-Oct-2005, with the added wisdom of 21 minutes, at 05:19: "I am lookiing to see how 'Flaubertian' can be used in a setence. The only thing I can come up with is Gustav Flaubert's writing and how that would describe a feeling....Would that be flowery. romantic, gothic; or, any other ideas you can come up with?? Thanks."

Convoluted has become gothic, a brilliant evolution. Spelling has fallen by the wayside. And style is distilled to how a feeling might be described. As if Gustave Flaubert were a man of sentiment, as if the preeminence he granted to style were grounded in feeling, in his particular experience of sentience! (Of course, he was, and it is, but try telling him that!)

The Bovary bored Flaubert. He said, plainly enough, that it was a book "about nothing," that held together "only by the force of style." Do you remember Emma spinning and twirling as she waltzed and waltzed? Flaubert set her movement in eternity; He wrote her and her story in an unending flow of sliding and gliding in 3/4 time. That's what Proust so admired.

But really? More importantly? His style was the centrifugal force that kept the illusion going, that made the country ball even possible. That which is flaubertian is what keeps Madame Bovary from becoming the work of a dilettante.

His contempt for his characters is perfect. They are stupid, caught in, and not even struggling against, the web of his style. Sympathy and cruelty, perfect neutrality.

There it is again. Oh, the pure heft of my subconscious! There's some pretty doggone fine work that goes on in my brain.

Yes, I am mad enough at Obama to villainize him as sharing the genius of Gustave Flaubert, who -- brilliant on a dare -- turned substance into style.

It's the [old] tease that neutrality, perfected, ought to be the goal, the altar against which we can finally lean, and rest.

I have nothing but contempt for that message.
Take it away, Bob Herbert.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

A YEAR AGO TODAY: One Roseville Rozane Morning Glory Vase, Shattered

On this date last year, the denizens * of Marlinspike Hall played host to a not-so-dashing duo of home invaders. Whether mere thieves or professional hitmen on the run from Interpol and the Orange County Sherriff's Department, their identity and true purpose remain a mystery.


The Castafiore thinks she knows. They were after her, of course.
But she doesn't know, not really.


The Manor incident was the second home invasion to which I've been witness. There was no theft, just substantial breakage (of things, of confidence). The first time around, some odd 20 years ago, there was theft, but not of my stuff, just of Fred's stuff, as my sole valuable was too large to load into a pillowcase. Fred lost several Leicas, most of his Nikons, and a mountain bike -- a handy getaway vehicle. My pen and ink triptych entitled "Quand Salomé danse" in a specially commissioned antique gilt frame? Not taken.  Not damaged.


Go figure!


Anyway -- I will be on high alert later today, especially when Fred tootles off to congregate with the Militant Lesbian Existential Feminists, just in case those Break-In Bozo Bastards are anniversary freaks. The Indentured Domestic Staff has the day off. They've been working very hard in preparation for the opening of ManorFest next weekend. La Bonne et Belle Bianca Castafiore has two performances of Faust, one a matinee, so she will not be in residence either. It looks like it's me and the Feline Remnant against the Sentimental Evildoers.


* And mavens, don't forget the mavens!

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Just minutes before Universal Worship Time, somewhere around 10:56 AM, without even the benefit of fortifying coffee, poor Fred scratched off down the unpaved country road, late for Sunday morning services with the Militant Existential Lesbian Feminists.

Scratching off in a Honda is an accomplishment, you know!

That left me all alone in Marlinspike Hall -- except for a Slumbering Castafiore. La Bonne et Belle Bianca is worn to a frazzle with all the rehearsing and costume fittings involved in the new mounting of Gounod's Faust. [All I know is that the new set designs approximate some sort of New Wave, 1980s nod to Miami Vice.]

It is Manor Tradition that domestics have [the daylight hours of] every third Sunday off, barring the presence of The Captain, of any of the Haddock Clan, which dictates full staffing at all times -- and usually, we have to bolster the blue-blood-to-hireling ratio by employing local temps. Fortunately, there is a robust Domestics 'R Us franchise a few towns over, in East Tête de Hergé (très décédé, d'ailleurs).

Anyway, I was essentially alone. Just me, the Manor Petting Zoo denizens, a small herd of Miniature Buffalo -- and the Three Felines.

Of course, being inside manor walls, with the drawbridge up, it seemed like it was just me and the cats.

{cough}

I had just decided to begin the intricate process of settling down up in the Computer Turret * for some juicy DM-action with an internet buddy when the loud sound of glass breaking destroyed Sunday's silence.

We don't have windows in the traditional sense, of course. Not glass, is what I mean. No glazier in his right mind would undertake to install panes of actual glass in any of our Fresh Air Access Modules. We did try, once, putting in a dual-paned insulated unit in one of the more regular-sized FAAMs in the Spinet Chamber -- 78-3/5″ wide and 121-1/2″ tall (never mind the depth -- we had to put in a sash and frame assembly to somewhat normalize the process -- that was tricky, let me tell you!) Darned if we didn't spend all our time trying to keep our one and only window defogged enough to see out. You would think the Spinet Collection, which includes three attributed to Hieronymus de Zentis, himself, would show signs of harm from all the moisture but oddly enough, these 370-year-old, poor-man, stripped-down harpsichords have held up better than the finer instruments in the Haddock Clan's holdings. They're a big hit during ManorFest!

You are probably wayyyyy ahead of me in this narrative. I guess that I tend to ramble, inchoate, à la H. P. Lovecraft, under duress.

It was not mere glass that broke, unfortunately, but rather a Roseville vase -- from the (Rozane) Morning Glory Collection. There are hundreds of such things that decorate The Manor, but I was particularly fond of this relatively unknown American Cousin.

Yes, we had an intruder, a particularly young and clumsy one, possibly still in training (I imagine there is some sort of apprenticeship for these sorts of métiers). He managed to traipse across the property unheeded, swim the moat (we found his carefully rolled and stored wet suit), and stroll through an entire wing of Marlinspike Hall before meeting another soul, and then, only because he knocked over that beautiful vase from Ohio.

Listen to the names of all the Roseville lines from the same period of production -- 1930 to 1939; It's pure poetry, buckeye, conker, ohioan:

Baneda, Blackberry, Bleeding
Heart, Cherry Blossom, Clemana, Crystal

Green, Dawn!

Earlam, Falline, Ferella,
Fuchsia, Iris, Ivory Two,
Ixia, Jonquil, Laurel.

Luffa, Moderne, Monticello,
Morning Glory,
Moss!

Orian, Peony, Pinecone,

Poppy,
and Primrose.

Russco, Sunflower, Teasel, Thorn
Apple, Topeo, Tourmaline...

Velmoss and Velmoss Two:

Windsor,
Wisteria.


I used this chant to calm myself, once our intrepid, young (and clumsy) intruder had fled.

Once I tracked down a fully-charged phone, I called the local version of 911. In Europe, the emergency phone number is often 112. Here, in our very unique area of Tête de Hergé, it often suffices to call up Tante Louise -- who is a story in and of herself. I gave a good description of the guy, proud of myself for having noticed his missing left pinky and the tattoo of a wall-eyed parrot on his right forearm. Still, I was frustrated at my inability to estimate height -- something definitely compromised by the vantage point of a wheelchair.

I also reached Fred, via The Church Lady, The Mousse, the only Straight Female in the Militant Existential Lesbian Feminist Congregation, managing to stifle a snide remark when she LOUDLY whispered, "Fred, oh yes, Retired Educator, he's right here... next to me..."

Having made the necessary calls, I went about the business of making sure La Bonne et Belle Bianca and The Felines were all safe and sound. The Castafiore cursed at me in French and Italian, not comprehending my protestations of an intruder in The Manor, and the cats all gamely meowed.

I found no further signs of damage, and noticing nothing missing, I started to relax. But as I headed into the closest kitchen to start some coffee brewing, the unmistakeable dulcet tones of someone banging on an exterior door rang out. Rang out, insistently.

Unless they were camped out down the road at the Cistercian's place -- our equivalent, I guess, of cops at a donut shop -- there's no way that could have been the police, thought I.

There's no such thing as a peephole when you are dealing with massive medieval doors, especially when they are made of bronze and cast as single units -- not just bronze panels decorated and secured to a flimsy wooden frame, no! Scholars generally divide the History of Medieval Bronze Doors into those made in Constantinople and those made in Italy. Symeon of Syria is presumed to be the maker of the doors in question, as he is famous for adding inlays of silver to his decorated story-panels depicting Lives of the Saints.

These were some heavy, dense doors, is what I am trying to say. I did my best to decipher the muffled responses to my shouted queries, but it was hopeless. Thinking that maybe some Festival Hounds were under the impression that we were open for ManorFest, I heaved open the doors.

There stood Intrepid Young Intruder, even more dirty, sweaty, and panicked-looking than the last time I saw him. Next to him was an older man, neat as a pin and grinning a leering grin my way. "Is Hassan home, Decrepit Lady in a Wheelchair, whose neck I could snap, like *that*?" he asked.

Okay, all he really said was: Is. Hassan. Home. Lady.
All the while, Intrepid Young Intruder was on the verge of Spontaneous Combustion, his four digit-hand crossed over his body, gripping his inked arm so tightly his four fingers blanched white.

"The Police are on the way," was the only thing I could think to say. And I said it as I was swinging those damned doors closed, as my heart occupied my throat, as my life flashed before my eyes, and as annoying worry about the well-being of the Somnolent Diva and the Manor animals asserted itself in my forebrain.

What I would have given for a normal house window to peer out of...

And... how could it be that Leering Old Guy was bone dry and cool as a cucumber if the drawbridge was up? (and the submarine disabled! I forgot about the submarine.)

I kept yelling optimistic yells about the police, the cops, the fuzz -- and how I thought I heard 'em coming, how I had 'em on the phone, how amazingly prompt they always were to the inhabitants of Marlinspike Hall.

I might have implied, at one point, that the Haddocks *owned* the police.

Fred made it to my side in under 20 minutes. He saw no sign of the pair, though he did find Tools of the Burglar Trade and an empty knapsack near where Intrepid Young Intruder had stashed his wetsuit.

There was a hammer by Symeon of Syria's bronze doors.

The Tête de Hergé (très décédé, d'ailleurs) Metro Police? Sixty-seven minutes. After two phone calls. Sixty-seven minutes.

It took us hours to find Our Little Idiot, Dobby -- he finally issued a small squeak that led us to a cherry wardrobe in a rarely-used bedroom off of Bianca's Suite in the West Wing. He had carefully pried the door open, using the floral frieze molding for good paw grip.

It's almost evening, now, and his pupils are still shot wide in terror, poor thing.

So that has been my Strange Sunday, and really I was doing quite well, having made a police report, and served tea to The Detective. I listened, shaking my head, trying to laugh, as Fred swore that I must assent to having a gun. I calmed a hysterical Castafiore who is now convinced that the two men were obviously after *her* and that she had only barely eluded their grasp.

Yes, I was doing quite well.

Until The Detective licked his lips, casually crossed his legs, and said:

"So... why do you think they came back, hmm?"






*We get more questions about The Computer Turret than about any other architectural feature of the architectural conundrum that is The Manor:

The only way in or out, up or down, the pesky turret is via a thick rope ladder, dyed caution yellow, that extends down (but mostly sideways) out to the Manor Stables -- a remarkable outbuilding that is an alarming replica, as we pointed out in our last post, of the Knoppenburg Manor Stables. The proper term today is "agricultural building." You won't catch me calling it a barn if there are any prying ears about. Of course, the last outsider who dropped by was The Technician Overlord of Our Telecommunications Bundle, which he so wisely decided was best centered in the Hobby Room at the top of the Turret Tower. We had concocted a cover story about the rope bridge ("It's more a bridge than a ladder," Fred just said), which consists of the baldfaced lie that we are a new off season venue for those Cirque du Soleil performers who are fresh out of rehab. So the hefty diameter of that hemp monster, see, is easily explained away as necessary gear for these poor, troubled acrobats.

I'm usually not subject to such heights of embarrassment (heights, and, lately, riches) but I just don't want anyone to think that I have to zig zag my way from one Manor Wing to another, make it to the Grand Ballroom, out the entrance, patterned after Brunelleschi's bronze baptistery doors, over the drawbridge (Provided it is down! Men!), across the moat, down the lane, over the hedge, into the damned agricultural outbuilding, up the custom wheelchair ramp into the hayloft, and then, lickety-split, go hand-over-fist on the rope bridge for a good half mile... all just to get my email.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Mostly in America


From the police report:

On Thursday July 16, 2009, Henry Gates, Jr. was placed under arrest after being observed exhibiting loud and tumultuous behavior, in a public place, directed at a uniformed police officer who was present investigating a report of a crime in progress. These actions on the behalf of Gates served no legitimate purpose and caused citizens passing by this location to stop and take notice while appearing surprised and alarmed.
I thought Fred was trying to pull a fast one when he told me that Henry Louis Gates, Jr. had been arrested in Cambridge last week. A more perfectly framed story could not have been invented. It sounds like something that could easily have been a stunt from Punk'd. Ashton Kutcher and Henry Louis Gates -- a natural pairing.

I mean, really. After I laughed myself silly, I felt like crying. Pithy things kept rolling across my digital mental marquee: only in America, stranger than fiction and other such insights. If Professor Gates is not the preeminent scholar of African American Studies in the United States, as director of Harvard's WEB Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research, he is on a very short list.

Of all people to racially profile, on his own turf, in his own home (which no doubt visually testified his identity), a home situated in his own community of scholars.

I'm betting he doesn't feel so much at home these days, and is probably redefining the term at its most basic application.

He has asked for an apology from Sgt. James Crowley, the officer being labeled the author of the incident. Sgt. Crowley might be at the epicenter of what happened, but -- scarily -- from out of the woodwork crawl the creepy people who will always, always be involved, but never named or held responsible. People such as Tom, who left the following comment on the matter over at The Root (where Gates serves as editor-in-chief):




Mr. Gate, if you are half the scholor you claim to be you should separate yourself from the J. Jackson's and Rev Sharpton's. These are the gentlemen that KNOW nothing about racism or the common good of the people, one is a cheat to his family the other is a fraud to the government. You as an educator of ALL should separate and rise above the standards of these gentlmen that try and ride your coat tails. You have been put in a bad situation, just like hundreds of thousands of other PEOPLE of all races and creeds. Learn from your mistakes and dont make a mochary of the situation, both are wrong, question is weather you are man enough to admit it publicly without making a mochary of it. Remember you are an Educator first, set the stand, don't creat a problem by getting the JJ's, Sharpton's involved. You should want to separate yourself from the level they claim to be at and are acutally on. Speak the truth and admit when you are at fault first and you will prosper longer than the others. Thank you Sir


[Please take the time to read the rest of the comments; It's scary.] Were I to elevate Sir Gentleman Please-'n-Thank-You Tom to the level of the serious (and I think, sadly, that we have to), I might start humming The Lonesome Death Of Hattie Carroll, with emphasis on "*now* is the time for your tears." Overkill? what-ev-errr. I'm just sayin'. Sir Gentleman Please-'n-Thank-You Tom cannot, and should not, be ignored or discounted as an oddity.


Yesterday, the charge of disorderly conduct was dropped, and the impression given that the whole event was a casual misunderstanding. That speaks to me of Prof. Gates as a perhaps overly forgiving and polite individual but I'm sure that's not the end of it. This will be used as an object lesson by many, and probably for a long time.

Charles Ogletree, Professor Gates' attorney, issued the following statement:

On July 16, 2009, Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr., 58, the Alphonse Fletcher University Professor of Harvard University, was headed from Logan airport to his home [in] Cambridge after spending a week in China, where he was filming his new PBS documentary entitled “Faces of America.” Professor Gates was driven to his home by a driver for a local car company. Professor Gates attempted to enter his front door, but the door was damaged. Professor Gates then entered his rear door with his key, turned off his alarm, and again attempted to open the front door. With the help of his driver they were able to force the front door open, and then the driver carried Professor Gates’ luggage into his home.


Professor Gates immediately called the Harvard Real Estate office to report the damage to his door and requested that it be repaired immediately. As he was talking to the Harvard Real Estate office on his portable phone in his house, he observed a uniformed officer on his front porch. When Professor Gates opened the door, the officer immediately asked him to step outside. Professor Gates remained inside his home and asked the officer why he was there. The officer indicated that he was responding to a 911 call about a breaking and entering in progress at this address. Professor Gates informed the officer that he lived there and was a faculty member at Harvard University. The officer then asked Professor Gates whether he could prove that he lived there and taught at Harvard. Professor Gates said that he could, and turned to walk into his kitchen, where he had left his wallet. The officer followed him. Professor Gates handed both his Harvard University identification and his valid Massachusetts driver’s license to the officer. Both include Professor Gates’ photograph, and the license includes his address.

Professor Gates then asked the police officer if he would give him his name and his badge number. He made this request several times. The officer did not produce any identification nor did he respond to Professor Gates’ request for this information. After an additional request by Professor Gates for the officer’s name and badge number, the officer then turned and left the kitchen of Professor Gates’ home without ever acknowledging who he was or if there were charges against Professor Gates. As Professor Gates followed the officer to his own front door, he was astonished to see several police officers gathered on his front porch. Professor Gates asked the officer’s colleagues for his name and badge number. As Professor Gates stepped onto his front porch, the officer who had been inside and who had examined his identification, said to him, “Thank you for accommodating my earlier request,” and then placed Professor Gates under arrest. He was handcuffed on his own front porch.

Professor Gates was taken to the Cambridge Police Station where he remained for approximately 4 hours before being released that evening. Professor Gates’ counsel has been cooperating with the Middlesex District Attorneys Office, and the City of Cambridge, and is hopeful that this matter will be resolved promptly. Professor Gates will not be making any other statements concerning this matter at this time.


Here is a link to the .pdf file of the police report* filed by Sgt. Crowley.
*My favorite line from the police report? Upon being invited to exit his home and talk to Crowley on the porch, Gates is said to have replied: "Ya, I'll speak with your mama outside..."

Yes, indeed-y, Henry Louis Gates, Jr., the original Mr. Priss, is going to make a "your Mama" joke, and in this circumstance, too.
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A terribly sad story came on the television as I sat here typing, safe in my home -- not in America, but secure in the insular Tête de Hergé.

A mother called for police assistance because her adult daughter was threatening to commit suicide. Unfortunately, the presence of the police proved more of an aggravation than anything else. The mother informed the police that her daughter hoped to force a "suicide by cop" situation. Just then, the daughter descended the stairs, gun in hand. The mother moved to shield her child.

Mom was shot to death. Daughter is in a bad way at the hospital. The police spent the night "investigating."

It's tough being a cop. It's tough relying on cops. It's just plain tough, these days.