Saturday, January 16, 2010

Education Sentimentale

From the Urban Dictionary, submitted by Demon Phoenix 1347 on April 10, 2005:

Definition of TEABAG:

1) To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender), usually while they are sleeping. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is a biter. (verb)

EXAMPLE: Devon teabagged his girlfriend Veronica, then for shits and giggles he teabagged his friend Barton. And Barton bit Devon's left testicle off and beat the shit out of him.

2) When after being brutally killed in Halo 2, your opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping his balls on you. Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it. (verb)

EXAMPLE: After I sniped five guys on a Multi-Flag CTF in Coagulation (including two in a Warthog) for a Kill Frenzy, two of them killed me with SMG fire and then simultaneously teabagged me.

3) A small bag of dried herbs, that magically makes tea when you add water and give it some time to steep. (noun)

EXAMPLE: I placed the teabag in the boiling water and gently stirred, five minutes later I had hot peppermint tea.

4) The scrotum of a man who has had his testicles removed. (noun)

EXAMPLE: Jenna broked up with her boyfriend Jacob because when she saw his equipment, she noticed he had a teabag.
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From the Twitter account of Andy Borowitz, "Comedian and Writer, New Yorker humorist, Creator of," January 15, 2010:

"The Teabaggers just found out what teabag means & freaked out. They're now calling themselves the Dirty Sanchezes."

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From the Wikipedia entry for Teabagging;

In 2009, Tea Party protests were formed to protest against United States government tax and spending policies. The use of the term "Tea Bagger" to describe these protesters has been used by several journalists, including Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, and Anderson Cooper. Cooper later apologized, calling the term "silly" and stating that his use of it detracted from his serious reporting. The term's growth in the political arena earned attention by the Oxford American Dictionary, and the word "teabagger" achieved finalist status for the OAD Word of the Year.


  1. I had no idea what this was when my sons were talking and laughing hysterically about someone being teabagged. I thought someone had saved up their chamomile and threw it at someone else.

    Oh poor naive me.

  2. Then you might understand why I posted this Public Service Announcement! Yes, it was that distinct feeling of being left out of the joke -- a not unfamiliar feeling chez moi!

    But anyone who knows moi knows that I never cease to reach a place of compassionate understanding with those on the opposite end of the political spectrum.

    Mwa ha ha ha!


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