I am thrilled to report, mes amis, that my PICC line was pulled yesterday! It was quite the treat not to have to get up in the middle of the night to have Fred flush my line.
I mean, really, don't you think a girl ought to be able to mean something totally non-medical by the phrase "flush my line"? Ought that not be a throaty and suggestive invitation -- "C'mon, baby, come here, SweetCheeks... and flush my line..." ?
And I ain't referencing saline or heparin, either, darling.
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