I'm re-reading this and could not help myself! Once again, first line to what novel?
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I had to double-check this one too (samw as 1984, I wasn't sure, not like I was 100% sure of Ulysses, so I wouldn't really claim Wordlemeister status for today's answers), but I guessed right.
ReplyDeleteTom Sawyer!
I just started rereading Huck Finn in December--had even quoted it on my Christmas card (of my photo of the Mississippi River):
""This is nice, Jim,,' I says. I wouldn't want to be nowhere else but here."
What I especially love about that is that Huck says it to Jim as they hide out in a hut in the middle of a stormy night, with nothing. Though friendship and freedom and cornbread aren't exactly nothing...
Damn straight, cornbread ain't nothing! Okay, okay, that stuff about friendship and freedom ain't nothing, either.
ReplyDeleteBut especially the cornbread.
Congratulations, yet again! You are racking up Wordlemeister reknown -- in fact, I should check with the Guiness Book of World Records, eh?
Anyway... to refresh everyone's memory of this wonderful tale:
"TOM!"
No answer.
"TOM!"
No answer.
"What's gone with that boy, I wonder? You TOM!"
No answer.
The old lady pulled her spectacles down and looked over them about the room; then she put them up and looked out under them. She seldom or never looked THROUGH them for so small a thing as a boy; they were her state pair, the pride of her heart, and were built for "style," not service - she could have seen through a pair of stove-lids just as well. She looked perplexed for a moment, and then said, not fiercely, but still loud enough for the furniture to hear:
"Well, I lay if I get hold of you I'll - "
She did not finish, for by this time she was bending down and punching under the bed with the broom, and so she needed breath to punctuate the punches with. She resurrected nothing but the cat.
"I never did see the beat of that boy!"
My mother was from southern Missouri and though I grew up in Wisconsin, mostly, we always called cornbread "johnnycake." She made it with a bit of bacon grease...
ReplyDeleteIndeed, that ain't nothing, no how, no way!
Makes ya weep...