Can't sleep, need to go to the bathroom, but cannot get my legs to work. So I did what any reasonable person would do... I browsed rulings posted on Justia.com -- and due to some strange lurking noted earlier in the day, I did a search on the much loathed Dr. Jose Ochoa of the Oregan Nerve Whatever Whatever, his cover for the outrageous pimpitude in which he has engaged over these lo, so many years, causing pain, suffering, heartache, and financial devastation to hundreds of people with CRPS.
As I often note, but only after complete exhaustion of my penchant for scientific rigor, having done a skin-scraping, a DNA-analysis, and a whiff-test: Dr. Jose Ochoa of the Oregon Nerve Center for the Denial of CRPS ("so long as you're payin'!") -- is a turd.
Anyway, if you're ever scheduled to see this man about a potential case of CRPS, or are ordered to do so should you be involved in litigating a settlement, well...
1. Be sure you show up to the IME with your own videographer.
2. And please, for goodness' sake, wash up a bit first. That way Dr. Ochoa won't need to blow on the supersensitive skin on your CRPS-involved hand, or pluck at it, in order to remove a stray pubic hair.
If you're my sort of nerd, the kind that enjoys watching televised school board meetings, and enjoys Robert's Rules as bedtime reading, this ought to keep you happy for an hour or so.
Forgive me for not going over the turdish ways of this doctor -- I lack the energy, and suppose that, like the poor, we will always be beset by Ochoas. If you wish to see past emotional purging rages about his unethical, self-serving practices, just put "Ochoa" in the search box, up there in the upper left.
Anyway, here's the link to some fun reading, which concludes (I'm not giving away any great secret) that it's not so much people bad-mouthing Dr. Ochoa that has eaten into his nausea-inducing income levels as a hired gun for the insurance industry -- no, it's the fact that he can produce no plausible science to support his outmoded claims, and that he does nothing any longer but make juries and judges dizzy by an infernal self-referentiality.
ENTIRE DOCUMENT, downloadable pdf format
Signed on 2/7/13 by Judge Ancer L. Haggerty.
UNITED STATES DISTRJCT COURT
FOR THE DISTRJCT OF OREGON
PORTLAND DIVISION
OREGON NERVE CENTER, LLC, an
Oregon limited liability company, and
JOSE L. OCHOA, M.D.,
Plaintiffs,
v.
LAWLOR WINSTON, LLP, a Florida
limited liability patinership,
Defendant.
HAGGERTY, District Judge:
Case No.: 3:11-cv-01433-HA
OPINION AND ORDER
Plaintiffs, Oregon Nerve Center, LLC, and Jose L. Ochoa, M.D. ("Ochoa") filed a single
tmi claim against defendant, a Florida-based law firm, for intentional interference with economic
relations. Defendant seeks summaty judgment on plaintiffs' sole claim on several grounds,
including lack of personal jurisdiction and plaintiffs' inability to establish the elements of their
claim. The comi held oral argument on defendant's motion on Januaty 31, 2013, and then took
the matter under advisement. For the following reasons, defendant's Motion for Summary
Judgment [64] is GRANTED.
© 2013 L. Ryan
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