To Redmond, Washington: IE9, Windows Vista

[1/12/2015, Editorial Note to my new friend:  You are doing very well helping out with the statistics -- thank you! Your affinity for the tongue-in-cheek is duly noted, jotted down in a scrawling hand in the Friend Log of Preferences. What is your favorite color?  Still, the silence is deafening.  I worry about you, also -- worry being just one of my métiers. I worry that you are not getting enough sun, sufficient exercise, fresh air. When did you last have a good salad, dressed with peppers drenched in white balsamic vinegar?]

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How may I assist you?  You are focusing, by my best guess, either on the Lindsey Baum case or my adoration of José Ochoa.  If it is my charming self that you study, we could drastically improve your time management issues,  Let me know in a comment and perhaps I can cut down on the amount of time you have to spend wandering these vast corridors, reading the same redundant, tired posts over and over, again and again, ad infinitum.

It would be a boon for me, too. Since, about 96% of your visits involve either whole months or, due to recent changes in the archive layout, whole weeks, you could really bump up my page view stats by choosing individual posts/pages.  You know, like you did last night, when you kept requesting "XXX Porn! Live, Totally Naked Women! XXX Porn!"

One hand washes the other!


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